Meeting Bluescreen

[Intro] [Spoken:] "This meeting will begin shortly..." "...and somehow last forever." [Verse 1] Conference room at eight fifteen PowerPoint slide number seventeen Manager talking about synergy Whatever that means to me Coffee gone about ten minutes back Attention span just packed its bags Somebody reading from a spreadsheet line My brain just left and didn't say goodbye 💻🔥 [Chorus] MEETING BLUESCREEN SYSTEM OVERLOAD THOUGHTS NOT FOUND PLEASE REBOOT THE MODE MEETING BLUESCREEN LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT STILL NODDING LIKE I KNOW WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT [Verse 2] One guy asking the same question twice Another saying "let's circle back" tonight Somebody says "low hanging fruit" My soul immediately leaves the room Started counting ceiling tiles instead Planning lunch in my head Thinking about absolutely anything Except the meeting happening 💻🔥 [Chorus] MEETING BLUESCREEN MEMORY FAILURE DETECTED WORDS ARE COMING OUT BUT THEY NO LONGER CONNECTED MEETING BLUESCREEN STUCK IN PRESENTATION LAND IF YOU ASK ME A QUESTION I'M GONNA NEED A MINUTE MAN [Breakdown] Let's... Circle... Back... To... That... [Spoken:] "No." 🔥💻 [Final Chorus] MEETING BLUESCREEN PLEASE WAIT WHILE I LOAD I WAS PAYING ATTENTION THEN MY PROCESSOR EXPLODED MEETING BLUESCREEN WE'VE ALL BEEN HERE BEFORE THIRTY PEOPLE IN A MEETING FOR A FIVE-MINUTE CHORE [Outro] [Spoken:] "Well... that could've been an email."