Dead To The Ding

[Intro] [Spoken:] "No..." [Spoken:] "Not again..." [Verse 1] Inbox finally down to three Feeling pretty proud of me Coffee hot and workflow clean Best morning I've had all week Then I hear that little sound And my smile starts heading south Somebody found the Reply All Now we're all involved somehow 📧🔥 [Chorus] DEAD TO THE DING DEAD TO THE DING EVERY TIME I HEAR IT I LOSE A LITTLE THING DEAD TO THE DING DEAD TO THE DING TWENTY-SEVEN EMAILS ABOUT THE SAME DARN THING [Verse 2] Question asked at nine-oh-two Could've been answered by the first two Instead there's now seventeen replies And somehow Karen's added pie charts this time CC'd BCC'd Forwarded across the company By lunch it's got a life its own Like some weird corporate cyclone 📧🔥 [Chorus] DEAD TO THE DING DEAD TO THE DING I JUST CLOSED MY INBOX NOW IT'S BREATHING AGAIN DEAD TO THE DING DEAD TO THE DING EVERY EMAIL MULTIPLIES LIKE GREMLINS IN THE RAIN [Breakdown] One email. Two email. Five email. Nine. Twelve. Twenty-four. Seventy-eight. [Spoken:] "...why am I on this thread?" 🔥📧 [Final Chorus] DEAD TO THE DING DEAD TO THE DING IF IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT PICK UP THE PHONE AND RING DEAD TO THE DING DEAD TO THE DING I'M STILL GONNA ANSWER IT BUT FIRST LET ME FINISH THIS THING Outro Long pause... [Spoken:] "I'm not opening that." [Spoken:] "...fine."