Florida Man Summer

🎧 [Intro] [Spoken:] “Somebody took grandma’s airboat again…” [Verse 1] Shirt off, sunburnt, gas station shades Pontoon packed like a jailbreak escape Somebody cousin grilling barefoot drunk While a gator somewhere judging us Humidity thick like soup outside Beer getting warm before the second drive Thunderstorm rolling but nobody care Cause somebody brought fireworks and cheap lawn chairs Jet ski trailer held together by faith One dude definitely got warrants in another state Whole party smell like sunscreen and regret And somehow this the best summer yet 🌴 [Hook] FLORIDA MAN SUMMER TAN LINES AND BAD DECISIONS BOATS, BEERS, BONFIRES BURNING BABY WE JUST DIFFERENT HURRICANE WARNINGS BUT THE MUSIC STILL KICKING AIN’T NOBODY LEAVING TILL THE COOLER STOP SPINNING 🎸 [Break] [Verse 2] Lightning cracking over Panama nights Somebody aunt dancing in Christmas lights Dirt road packed with side-by-sides Everybody yelling “one more ride!” Fishing poles leaning by the dock Bluetooth speaker somehow still knocking Sheriff drove by twice already Still ain’t shut us down yet baby Flip flops, salt air, moonlight glow Country boys with reggaeton flow One dude wrestling inflatable sharks Cause Florida people built different after dark 🌴 [Hook] FLORIDA MAN SUMMER… 🌊 [Breakdown] Too hot Too loud Too drunk Too proud 🎧 [Final Hook] FLORIDA MAN SUMMER WHO NEEDS GOOD DECISIONS? SUNTAN LOTION MIXED WITH POOR LIFE CHOICES BONFIRE SMOKE AND MOSQUITOES THE SIZE OF EAGLES WE MIGHT NOT SURVIVE IT BUT DAMN IT WE GONNA ENJOY IT 🌴 [Outro] [Distant drunk voice:] “Bro… where the jet ski keys at…”